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    1. ​@Heywood Jablomi ​This is a common mistake. I believe you are thinking of the nefarious _Blue Shrewish Space Lizards_ from Uranus. According to Professor Wanda Sukyoff, BFD; this confusion is created by the distortion of the magnetosphere encountered north of the forty-ninth parallel. This phenomenon has also been known to trigger an irresistible compulsion to dress like Don Cherry and attempt to solve all problems with duct tape, whilst consuming copious quantities of Molson.

      *_And now, for something completely different:_*

      *MAGA* _again some more right now again already_

      MAGA in the kitchen
      MAGA in the hall
      MAGA in the springtime
      MAGA in the fall

      MAGA on the mountaintop
      MAGA on the beach
      MAGA tail a wagga
      Just like a Georgia peach

      MAGA in the Kremlin
      MAGA by yourself
      MAGA with a gremlin
      or with a tiny elf.

      MAGA ’til next Tuesday
      MAGA ’til next June
      MAGA all around the block
      Or maybe on the moon

      MAGA on Uranus
      or Jupiter or Mars
      MAGA in a aeroplane
      and MAGA in your cars.

      MAGA MAGA MAGA
      no matter what the cost.
      because we’re all too stupid
      To accept it that we lost.

      *_Old Wack Donald had a farm_*
      *_L-G-B-T-Q_*
      *_And on this farm he had a horse_*
      *_Who left a pile of poo_*

      *_With horseshit here, and horseshit there_*
      *_Here a tweet, there a tweet_*
      *_Everywhere a mean tweet_*
      *_Old Wack Donald bought the farm_*
      *_L-G-B-T-Q_*

      *_DOWN IN MAGALAND_*

      _pollution creators and corporate raiders_
      _who under-tip waiters and live with the ‘gators_
      _there’s salvation healers and overweight squealers_
      _who hire young peelers for their dirty dealers_

      _there’s fanny pack rangers, adult diaper changers_
      _and funeral arrangers who fear any strangers_
      _they’re covered in cankers and love their big tankers_
      _and woship the bankers and tallywhack wankers_

      _these red hat collectors are haunted by specters_
      _of russian defectors and hannibal lecters_
      _there’s grandmas in slacksez with access to vaxxez_
      _who don’t want no blacksez in their anglo saxxez_

      _they worship and wallow while kneeling, they swallow_
      _they know they are hollow but know they must follow_
      _they’re lost in the foggo while humping the doggo_
      _with hate from their bloggo from here to chicago_

      *. . . . .* _and bow to the demon who haunts mar-a-lago_

      _Top 40 from the Back 40 (playlist)_
      https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOhxuTxNTwnF5AVaTbLaK2rHPXHAM_ORU

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  1. I call on the parents of America’s children to back their principals, teachers and their schools from politicians. In the threat of withholding funds/wages in order to keep your child safe. What next burning book day.

    1. @Lucy Merkom not sure what your reply means….? You are happy with your children growing up under Communism? The school board knows more about raising your children, than YOU do? I suppose I can see that logic.

    2. @Lucy Merkom LOL I KNEW YOUR WERE A COMMUNISTS YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS AROUND OUR CHILDREN SO YOU THINK ITS GOOD TO KICK PEOPLE OFF THE INTERNET THAT LOVE THEIR COUNTRY YET PEDOPHILES ARW OPENLY ENGAGING CHILDREN ON SOCIAL.MEDIA WITH NO CONSEQUENCES AMERICA 1ST ALWAYS LUCY IT WOULD DO YOU WELL TO REMEMBER THAT

    3. I don’t support a group of ppl who are regularly in the news for sexually exploiting their students. If they were cops you’d be calling for their defunding.

  2. De Santis did exactly that with Spring Break 2021….countless out-of-staters descended on Florida, many contracted COVID and introduced it to many states when they returned home.

    1. @J S A) I think you meant implemented. B) I’d say the tax cuts for the rich, the two-weeks away “beautiful” health care plan that never came and beyond that I can’t think of a damn thing he did other than make it ok to be scared and full of hate…

    2. @Joe Rock Also, my Turn. I do not like Biden’s very first Executive order allowing grown adults into opposite sex children changing rooms merely by claiming to be trans and also destroying woman’s sports all together. Mind you, in the heat of a pandemic like it wasn’t important. Took 2 weeks for Biden to circle back to it…

      Around the same time he bombed the Syrian Gov’t repealing ISIS, killing innocent children bystanders and destablizing the middle east again that lead to the Gaza bombings this year. Trump established peace between Israel and the UAE in September 2020. Biden F’d all that up and many people have died brutally for it.

      Biden’s red flag laws through the ATF on April 3rd 2021 is extremely disturbing while Biden is also trying to make Anti-Gov’t speech a terrorist act. Not only does this violate our 1st, 2nd 4th, 5th and 14th amendment, Hitler also used red flag laws and severely punished those who spoke against him to secure power.

      See the difference between your political priorities and mine? You’re worried about non-violent tax evasion of Trump and I’m watching dead bodies pile up around Biden. We are not the same hence why you are a lefty and I’m an American.

    3. @J S zero tolerance policy, attempting to take money from the military to pay for his “wall” after repeatedly saying “Mexico” would pay for it. Tax breaks to the rich that is paid for by the rest of us. I can keep going.

    4. @Christopher Long What’s wrong with having people enter our country legally and properly? Biden’s open border policy has created the largest humanity crisis in North American history. Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, big deal. Biden has continued the “development” of Trumps wall. The wall is still being built today. The tax breaks where also for the poor. I personally took home more money at my 9-5.

    5. @Christopher Long Also, my Turn. I do not like Biden’s very first Executive order allowing grown adults into opposite sex children changing rooms merely by claiming to be trans and also destroying woman’s sports all together. And with open border too, human trafficing is at a record high under Biden. Mind you, in the heat of a pandemic like it wasn’t important. Took 2 weeks for Biden to circle back to it…

      Around the same time he bombed the Syrian Gov’t repealing ISIS, killing innocent children bystanders and destablizing the middle east again that lead to the Gaza bombings this year. Trump established peace between Israel and the UAE in September 2020. Biden F’d all that up and many people have died brutally for it.

      Biden’s red flag laws through the ATF on April 3rd 2021 is extremely disturbing while Biden is also trying to make Anti-Gov’t speech a terrorist act. Not only does this violate our 1st, 2nd 4th, 5th and 14th amendment, Hitler also used red flag laws and severely punished those who spoke against him to secure power.

      See the difference between your political priorities and mine? You’re worried about non-violent tax evasion of Trump and I’m watching dead bodies pile up around Biden. We are not the same hence why you are a lefty and I’m an American.

  3. I don’t think those two guys “allegedly” killed all those people in those Synagogues, I’m pretty sure that they just straight up killed them.

    1. Both the Tree of Life synagogue shooter and the El Paso Walmart shooter haven’t had their trials yet. As such, they are still legally innocent and responsible media outlets have to be careful to refer to them as “alleged” murderers.

    2. @zammmerjammer You’re totally right. It’s just annoying in these types of circumstances where it’s (the case) is not about finding evidence of WHO did it but just getting the whole story and motive and reasons collected of why, like clearly they did it. But again your correct; everyone’s innocent until proven guilty, I thought they would have already had their trials at least the older one.

  4. Do you clowns even own a single mirror in any of your huge houses?

    “It’s okay when we do it but it’s bad when they do it!”

  5. Sounds like he’s describing current citizens when he talks about people not knowing anything about the US.

  6. Taking advice from newt is like taking advice from the Marlboro man as how to have a clean , healthy lungs

    1. He always reminds me of Mr. Burns… Only younger, more vile, and even less of a soul. The guy is cartoonishly evil. But, I totally see the Goebbels thing, too. Dman, just when I thought he couldn’t get any creepier.

    2. @Randy Watson So, are you Russian trolls actually instructed to misspell names, to make you seem more “American?”

    3. The Nazi from the 1930’s and (early) 1940’s was far more intellectual and charismatic. Miller has always been creepy to most people ( you can look up a speech he gave in high school, and he was creepy then, too).

  7. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” says Lady Liberty.

    1. Imagine if a foreign country wanted to cause harm to our country by filtering in covid-infected illegals (and dangerous drugs), then ship them all over the country to kill and replace Americans, so that the politician who was doing their bidding could remain in power using their illegal votes. Now imagine that they paid him indirectly through his son, who did all the money laundering. Sounds crazy, right ?

    1. @Fabienne Mitchell why would asylum seekers and seasonal workers be any different? We had explicit anti asian immigration laws in the past. Black people weren’t given a choice. And italians and irish had a long fight to be defined as “white”.
      And oddly, there seems to be white and non-white hispanic.
      I wonder which kind of immigrants you would accept through legal channels.
      I also wonder if you would be willing to go through the immigration process yourself.
      Look up the forms, find out what you have to go through and how small the chances and how long the wait. Look at the yearly maximums that don’t correlate to population of the country.
      Look at the underpaid and understaffed pencil pushers who have to wade through this mountain of ever increasing paperwork as republicans try to create more of it in order to make accepting immigrants too expensive to do.

    2. @Michael Finnigan
      Every country must know who enters its borders for reasons of security, population, planning and taxation, and health. The latter is especially apt. International travel ceased during the COVID pandemic but caravans of people travelled to the US with many carrying the virus. Remember, a country is not responsible for any other except its own citizens of which comprise of white, black and brown people.

    3. @Fabienne Mitchell oh, I agree. But it doesn’t need to be convoluted and cruel to let people become citizens.
      The republican party demonizes even legal immigration.

    4. @Michael Finnigan
      It is for Congress to argue about the legal requirements necessary to enter the US, which is good for debate. Requirements can, and are changed when domestic and foreign circumstances change. It is a very dangerous president to ignore immigration laws and the virus pandemic, terrorism and serious crime confirms this.

  8. “The left are trying to drown traditional classic Americans…”

    ‘Traditional classic Americans’? C’mon Newt, just say it. You know you want to, and you’re not fooling anyone with your laughable doublespeak.

    1. Yeah, I’m pretty sure the “traditional classic Americans” would be those who welcomed the white man to the land, offered to share their food with the white man, and were repaid for their kindness and generosity with disease and death. I think I just figured out why so many white people think foreigners bring disease and death.

    2. If you had the capability to actually listen to what he was saying you might have comprehended the real meaning behind his words. I know this is an impossible task for a irrational socialist liberal. You see no truths only agendas an your hypocrisy is beyond belief. If allowing all of these migrants
      ” seek Asylum” is all about compassion for thier countries living conditions, than why is Biden’s Administration telling Cuban’s who want to come here
      DO NOT COME? Go on and make up some ridiculous hypocritical excuse!

  9. I don’t understand how they could tell so many lies in american politics. If a politician in my home country sweden would act like that, he would be thrown out of congress immediately

    1. That’s because you have an excellent public education system. Americans are given just enough education to be able to perform menial jobs.

    2. It’s not allowed in Canada either. The people wouldn’t stand for it. Having said that, we have one province called Alberta run by Conservatives who continually try to portray themselves as a “Northern Texas” with their filthy oil-sands. Of course they have the highest Covid and other provinces bar Albertans from entering theirs.

    3. @Brad Canning that’s no surprise, conservatives doesn’t have the best track record regarding covid

  10. It’s amazing how the GOP can recite “rules of the law” when it comes to “others”. Let’s try this clique when it comes to #45! The GOP had let this despot get away with this for a long time!

    1. The same could be said about the left. What happened to Clinton when she lied to congress? Absolutely nothing. Yet one of trumps ppl faced charges so it’s definitely not just a right thing

    2. @Shioban Entero Damn you took the words right out of my mouth!! I guess her reputation proceeds her! Lol!

  11. As always, Democrats just snooze away while sewer slugs like Fled Ted, Carlson and Preying DeMantis spew propaganda completely at will. After each and every discharge, a Dem needs to be behind a mic rolling the tape just like Brianna. The rules have changed. Nothing can be ignored.

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