Ted Cruz will self-quarantine after interacting with individual with coronavirus at CPAC

Ted Cruz will self-quarantine after interacting with individual with coronavirus at CPAC 1


Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced he will self-quarantine in Texas after interacting with an individual who tested positive for the novel coronavirus at the Conservative Political Action Conference. #CNN #News

65 Comments on "Ted Cruz will self-quarantine after interacting with individual with coronavirus at CPAC"

  1. Ew he’s totally gonna spend his quarantine watching those vids he likes

  2. bigmeaty clause | March 8, 2020 at 9:44 PM | Reply

    You gotta give it to Ted though, at least he indirectly admitted he was wrong about the Corona virus lol

  3. Ted: Hey dude pass me a Corona 🍺

  4. This just in: The Coronavrius says is going to self quarantine after interacting with Ted Cruz.

  5. How many “others” that were there *need* to do the same? 😷

  6. I for one would like to thank the Corona Virus for doing its part in keeping us safe from Ted Cruz. Even if its only for 14 days.

    • @lilbeserk how is firearms going to protect you against the plague, genius? and are you really relishing the thought of millions of your own countrymen dying? or are you talking about resisting quarantine, so you can infect everyone else? but thanks for your stupid input. it really highlights what kind of people support Ted Cruz. stupid and vindictive.

    • I feel more bad for the virus having to be stuck with Ted Cruz

    • @Rehan #notallhispanics

    • @khaavren3 Got your attention and you know it’s a reality when the Coronavirus comes to NYC. BTW I have never supported, nor have inclined to support Repub. Ted Cruz. An Independant commenting on Democrat ‘Looney Tunes’.
      Don’t forget your N95 when closing your apt door.

    • @Rehan I thought only Democrats are inbred and cucks like Chelsea Clinton? Are you inbred?

  7. Alexander Thomas | March 8, 2020 at 10:10 PM | Reply

    “2 weeks off work… dope”

  8. Funky Chicken | March 8, 2020 at 10:14 PM | Reply

    I’ll be buying Amazon stock once it hits $5.

  9. Jeff DeMarcus | March 8, 2020 at 10:15 PM | Reply

    He should shake hands with every member of Congress.

    • Pam Schobelock | March 8, 2020 at 10:50 PM | Reply

      Only the democrats…..and he should give Pelosi, Waters, Omar, & AOC a BIG KISS.

    • Pam Schobelock | March 8, 2020 at 10:50 PM | Reply

      @Jangus Roundstone you are a pathetic moron.

    • Pam Schobelock | March 8, 2020 at 10:52 PM | Reply

      @Maria Paiz you mean the dems right???

    • Camp Matthew Republicans aren’t exactly as pure as the driven snow either….they are Pro Birth NOT Pro Choice!!! They only care about babies until they are born and then they don’t give a F@*# about them! Just look at their cruel policies and utter lack of vital ones. While I don’t believe in late term abortions I also don’t believe a MF should be able to control what goes on with MY womb! That’s between me, my husband, my doctor and my God. And at the end of the day…it is ultimately MY choice. PERIOD!

  10. The whole CPAC as a whole will help spread it now.

  11. The jokes write themselves

  12. Oh man the Ted cruiz jokes about this are going to be legendary

    • @Mickey Da Giant You type like a five year old with a head injury. By the way…Ted Cruz looks like Dracula’s slower, slovenly sloppy half-brother.

    • naw man, to dark to joke about. I hate Cruz and I want him voted out but not this way.

    • Land of the Free | March 8, 2020 at 10:52 PM | Reply

      The real joke is that liberals will be wearing their adorable safety pins 🧷 again this fall when Trump wins.

    • Christian Santos | March 8, 2020 at 10:53 PM | Reply

      He’s probably gonna sue the hell out of anyone making jokes about his quarantine! 😬

  13. Julie Fleming | March 8, 2020 at 10:24 PM | Reply

    He’s lying. He has it.

  14. Noe Berengena | March 8, 2020 at 10:24 PM | Reply

    14 days in self-quarantine in his Texas home? Perfect for binge-watching all of John Hagee’s (San Antonio’s ultra-conservative loud-talking preacher) sermons. He’ll be glowing like a saint when he’s done, unless he takes ill.

  15. He can stay quarantined for the rest of his life 😂

  16. all everyone ever wanted was ted cruz quarantined

  17. Cherie Butler | March 8, 2020 at 10:38 PM | Reply

    I guess every dark cloud has a silver lining!!!!

  18. Ted Self Quarantines, everybody forgets about him, COVID19 wipes out mankind, Ted Cruz emerges the Only Surviving Human, instantly gets taken out by a hungry coyote. The End.

  19. Revised headline: Ted Cruz French kisses Long Duck Dong at CPAC.

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