ESPN: “Hello, may I help you?”
Sen Hawley: “Does ESPN sponsor the Chickensqwat Games?”
ESPN: “Not familiar. What are they?”
Hawley: “It’s a competition where GOP legislators do a chicken run, while wetting themselves, creating the illusion of barn animals running from a coyote.”
ESPN: “”Um, no. Have you tried FOX? They highlight cowards running from the truth every night.”
Hawley: “I called Tucky Carlson, but he says Murdoch will only do it if I show my skid marks.”
ESPN: “Well, you can try NewsMax. I hear Kevin McCarthy just got a deal for ““Places to Hide in the Capitol.”
Hawley is such a coward ! Doesn’t even help others. It’s only about himself
Josh the Coward sells hats and t-shirts of him, bravely fist pumping on his web page.
LET’S SEE SOME T-SHIRTS OF HIM RUNNIING.
Run hawley run!
Josh Hawley: ✊🏻
Also Josh Hawley: 🏃♂️
He’s always been questionable. It’s a shame we share a state.
@April Hawk I was trying to be nice. I will continue to
Josh Hawley trying to run faster than the piss running down his leg.
Thank you for this. This comment is beautiful.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If January 6th was just a tourist visit then what was he running away from?? What an odd response to a tourist trip.
If you look up “pretender” “gutless” and “infantile” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Hawley.
Is it next to Trumps picture?
I GOT MY LAUGH ON WATCHING JOSH HAWLEY RUN……RUN FOREST….. RUN FOREST RUN…LOL
What a coward. Glad he doesn’t represent my State.
Josh would make a perfect Uvaldes Texas Police Captain.
ESPN: “Hello, may I help you?”
Sen Hawley: “Does ESPN sponsor the Chickensqwat Games?”
ESPN: “Not familiar. What are they?”
Hawley: “It’s a competition where GOP legislators do a chicken run, while wetting themselves, creating the illusion of barn animals running from a coyote.”
ESPN: “”Um, no. Have you tried FOX? They highlight cowards running from the truth every night.”
Hawley: “I called Tucky Carlson, but he says Murdoch will only do it if I show my skid marks.”
ESPN: “Well, you can try NewsMax. I hear Kevin McCarthy just got a deal for ““Places to Hide in the Capitol.”
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
“Senator, will you run again?”
“Just watch me.”
Brave Patriot.
SMH
If you are a passionate Republican, just know that this guy is representing your party, together with Cancun Cruz and Mitch the turtle 🐢
Josh is such a little 🐈❄🐱 in need of his safe space.
Look at Josh running away from his own crazy cousins!
A coward baby Hawley played bravery by raising his fist, the running wetting his diaper after seeing the mobs he supported.
Josh Hawley’s presidential ambition just vaporized with that chicken run. RIP 2024!