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  1. Joe Biden, “Hello? Hello? Is this Xi’s Chinese Food takeout? I’ll have the Pu-Pu Platter for two.”

  2. Yep pretty much wanna listen to this call like their doing to Trump about every little thing. The American people have a right to hear it.

  3. Joe Biden, “Hello Xi. What? You hear water running? No, I’m not taking the call in the shower. Ashley, hand me the soap.”

  4. Xi- “Remember don’t bite the hand that gives you *10% for the Big Guy* .”
    Joe- “I have Cancer from the oil on my windshield.”

    1. Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up…!
      🀞πŸ₯³πŸ€ž
      And lock up his cronies too – Bannon, Barr, Boebert, Carlson, Conway, Cruz, Eastman, Gaetz, Graham, Greene, Giuliani, Hawley, Johnson, Ivanka, Lindell, McCarthy, McEnany, Pence, Powell, Trump Jr…
      πŸš¨πŸš”πŸš¨

  5. Xi Jingping, “No more! I don’t want to hear anymore stories about Corn Pop and his gang of bad boys.”

  6. I don’t believe that Joe can hold a 2 hour conversation with anyone. He must have been talking about the hair on his legs again toward the end.

    1. @DryHaySoup by the way his tax plan helped everyone and the federal government’s tax revenue actually went up

    2. I would also point out that even with a pandemic wages still grew by 2.83%. Trumps economy was so strong that even in the year where he basically had to shut it down wages still increased by 2.83%. That by itself is a massive accomplishment.

    3. @DryHaySoup I’m not gonna go back and forth with you anymore. I gave you plenty of info with sources. You can literally copy and paste some of the stuff I’ve written here and the exact articles I was reading pop up. Until then stay ignorant.

  7. Joe Biden, “Why do I have to take this phone call with no video, a teleprompter in front of my face, and surrounded by my entire staff typing away?”

    1. That’s exactly what happened lol which is sad because America is actually fucked with this guy as the leader

  8. Joe Biden, “I’m starting to think the American people doubt my competence. Jill, where did you put my space helmet?”

  9. Attacking Taiwan would be going all in. After this line is crossed only one of them will be left

  10. Need to have a transcript on the conversation. What did they discuss? Did we promise them any more oil? Did Joe make any concessions? Did he tell the Chinese president not to worry, because the United States would do nothing if the Chinese communist were aggressive? We need to have a transcript of that conversation.

    1. 1 T. R. Campbell Fuk what you saying it here 😠 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zrfSK6pnpQ

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😠😠

      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world πŸŒΉπŸ˜‰πŸ’–
      los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer

  11. Joe Biden, “Why does my phone have a face with eyes that go up and down, a mouth that chatters, and wheels so it can be pulled around?”

    1. hey potato Joe since you’re making jokes I got one for you.

      What does war and baseball have in common with Donald Trump?

      War has the Draft and Baseball has the dodgers. Funny huh?

      Wait I got one more Joke… Donald Trump.

    2. @David I have two jokes: Donald Trump and Joe Biden, one is a narcissist and one hasn’t really done anything for the country yet

  12. Let’s get to the real news how many times his handlers had to wake him up and get him to read his script during the call

  13. Two hours = 20 minutes of fumbling the phone, 80 minute nap by Joey and 20 minutes of the Chinese telling us what to do.

    1. 1 DeadEnd Friends Fuk what you saying it here 😠 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zrfSK6pnpQ

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 😠
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😠😠

      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world πŸŒΉπŸ˜‰πŸ’–
      los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer

  14. Press: How long was your call with Xi?
    Biden: Very long.
    Press: Precisely how long? One hour? Two hours? Or more?
    Biden: I don’t know. I fell asleep halfway and Xi was not on the screen anymore. In fact nobody was even around in the room….

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